Armed with tickets for Guayaquil, we shot out of Baños on a bus that thought it was a bullet! Chugging through the Andes, while breathing diesel fumes isn’t fun at all. All I could do was close my eyes and try to keep my head from spinning off my body. Inhaling a peppermint scented gum wrapper Deenaree gave me kept me from losing my lunch, as our bouncing bus coughed up diesel! Fragrant bodies press, babies wail, and things get sticky, as small tin-roofed cinder block towns gave way to rolling farmlands, gave way to winding roads through the cloud shrouded Andes. Vendors hop on and off, singing of steaming popsicles, banana chips, and sweet pineapple wedges heaped onto flaked enamel trays. We stop at a few gas stations to use their Spartan bathrooms, sans toilet paper. If you’re planning on taking a long bus ride in Ecuador, plan on packing some toilet paper, because the roadside facilities don’t offer any!
Seven hours later we pulled into Guayaquil’s mall-like bus terminal, looking for Alejandra, our couchsurfing host. She was on the other end of Ben’s cell phone trying to decipher his Spanglish for our exact location. Alejandra only spoke Spanish, so it was an adventure in language from the start. She glided up slender in a long pink dress, tennis shoes, and a warm smile, and told us we were her first couchsurfers! She then curtly negotiated the fare for two taxis to deliver us to her home. While we fumbled with our bags, upon arrival, Alejandra insisted on paying, and swept us into her house. After greeting her mother, she led us up immaculate tiled floors to the third level. We passed her younger sister, sound asleep, face down on her bed, and arrived at our room, with two beds, posters of Quito’s fùtbol team, old military uniforms, and windows she swung open, flinging the curtains out.
Downstairs, Alejandra and her mom were busy cooking, and wouldn’t accept any help from us. The quick clip of her step, with her pink dress bunched tight at the waist, showed how adept and efficient this little girl was. She was graceful determination, and she was clicking down forks and plates for an army! Then, an outside table came in, along with a procession of men wishing us buen provecho, have a good meal. Now, I was totally confused about what was happening! As the men filled Alejandra’s large wooden table, she served them a heaping portions of delicious chicken and rice, smothered in steaming gravy. We likewise were given hearty helpings, and my aching stomach was more than satisfied, with a wonderful warm bowl of cream of broccoli soup. In addition to being a vegetarian, Alejandra also works as a food engineer for a children’s school, so she was very mindful of my dietary needs. A man who dined at our table explained that Alejandra’s family is paid to serve a company of wielders dinner. I was in awe of the politeness of the men, despite their scruffy façade, the swift way they ate, cheerfully conversed, and orderly cleared out. I lingered, as I always do, savoring each spoonful of yummy broccoli soup, while chatting up everyone around me. Soon, with my stomach bulging, I realized how tired everyone was in the room, the four of us, after the magical seven hour bus ride, and Alejandra and her mom, after cooking for a small army, plus four additional vagabonds. We gradually excused ourselves, and slowly trudged up three stories to our beds.
The night was cooled by a steady breeze drifting through the two windows opposite each other in our room. As my friends and my husband slept, I watched the curtains grow fat and float eerily around like glowing phantoms. It grew quite chilly, so I closed my window a bit, and drifted to sounds of dogs whining, drunks shuffling, and the wind moaning through Guayaquil’s dark labyrinth.
The morning presented us the opportunity to wash our stale clothes at a cement wash station on Alejandra’s roof. Thantcyn scrubbed our clothes with bar soap on the slant of the sink, rinsed them clean, and strung up our dripping laundry to dry. After a quick brunch of eggs, sweet plantain balls, and rice, Alejandra surprised us by announcing that she took a day off work to show us around Guayaquil.
We walked down the dusty sidewalk with our new friend, past cinderblock houses painted the colors of tropical fruit, jumped onto the median of one of the busiest streets I’ve seen in Ecuador, and waited for the bus to lead us into town. Alejandra waved her little hand out to bring our bus to stop, and I bumped my head on the too short door. I quickly realized that we were giants among the Ecuadorians. Thantcyn stood holding on like a monkey for dear life, and Ben, being over six foot tall, bent in an uncomfortable position as the bus pulsed quickly ahead.
I worried about my husband’s pockets being fished in by a woman who sat on the other side of Alejandra and me. She kept whispering to her friend and nodding toward his gaping pocket. When her hand progressively inched closer I patted Thantcyn’s bottom and told him to move up. She recoiled into her friend when I smiled at her and said, buenas dias. She didn’t seem aware that we were together since I sat next to Alejandra. Who knows what she was doing, but she was way too interested in my man so I let her know she needed to back off!
In this big city, charm was sprinkled in the details. At the Parque de Las Iguanas, scaly little iguanas freely roam around. It was pretty intimidating passing a guard armed to the teeth, with many massive guns strapped to his every limb. I wasn’t sure if he was there to shoot the visitors bothering the iguanas, or the iguanas if they attempted escape! A proper statue honoring Simon Bolivar stood center stage, and beautifully manicured gardens flowed in every direction, as did the iguanas. Iguanas bobbed their heads at each other making the old and young giggle. One man who spoke English was scratching away at one, telling me they like to be touched, so I patted one on the head, and squealed when he looked up to acknowledge me. They swarmed, lounged, and climbed on everything in sight. Many dripped from trees, swam in ponds, splayed out on park benches, and balanced perfectly on two hind legs to reach a crumble of bread from a visitor. One man’s body even became an eager iguana’s ladder as the hungry little fellow clawed his way up his jeans to get at the precious bread. I suppose bread doesn’t grow on trees, so that was quite a treat for him. No harm came out of these crawly little things except for the occasional poop that plopped from the trees.
Guayaquil gets plenty hot, even for a Texan! When we boarded the bus all the locals sat on only one side, the one in the shade, while we were forced to sit like potatoes cooking on the sunny side of the bus. We were getting hungry, and Alejandra was on a mission to get us the best ceviche in town. Ceviche is a traditional dish of raw, but chemically cured seafood. Alejandra and I contented ourselves with rice and plantains, while the meat-eaters sampled the restaurant’s ceviche offerings: fish, shrimp, and conch. After the long, hot, sticky day, and the relaxing meal, Alejandra led us back to her home, where we had another wonderful meal, and met her father, before crashing for the long day to come.
The next morning we rose before the sun, ate breakfast in gulps, and hugged our sweet friend, Alejandra, making her promise to visit us in Texas someday. The good-byes were hurried, but heart-felt, and we couldn’t hold on to her long enough. We had a flight to the Galapagos to catch, and the taxi she called was already waiting and paid for! We groaned as she told us this while shutting the taxi door, and watched Alejandra’s small figure, shrink smaller still, as we zoomed away in the pinkish-gray dawn.
We’re going to Baños? Why do we want to go to a city named after a bathroom? My look of confusion shifted when it was explained to me that baños also meant a spa/resort type town. In fact, when I learned it was nestled between the foot of an active volcano, Tungurahua, and the Amazon Rainforest, it sounded way better than a smelly third-world bathroom! This Gateway to the Ecuadorian Amazon was a tiny jewel of a city crowned with the lush green Andes Mountains. It was about a four hour bus ride from Quito on winding roads, with llamas looking down on us from mountainside pastures.
After unloading our bags, we caught up to Maggie, a pilot we met at the Quito bus terminal, and invited her to join us in our search for a hostel. Baños sprawled out before us, jam-packed with wide-eyed backpackers, street-food vendors pushing cups of toasted corn, taffy-tossers swinging sugary ropes, ATVs gasping over narrow cobblestone, and death-dealers pitching promises of high adventure. Baños was pure unrestrained chaos, and we fed off its kinetic energy! It was Guayaquil’s Independence Day weekend, and all the vacationers flocked here making hostel pickings very slim. The five of us luckily snatched up the last room available in an affordable hostel. It had three beds so we not only had a room for the night, but a new friend to share it with.
After we settled in our room, the five of us stumbled back out into the chilly sunset, for some grub and immediately spotted a shack roasting skewered rat-like critters simmering over a glowing bed of coal. The cuys, or guinea pigs had toothy, pained faces, crispy red skin, and claws. The sight was too good for my omnivore companions to pass up, as they each ordered up a plate of cuy with mystery gravy, over a bed of rice. Thantcyn wasn’t too thrilled with the Ecuadorian delicacy, and had some difficulty biting through the crisp tough hide that covered the bland duck-like strips of meat underneath. Luckily for me, Baños is a bit of a hippy town, with ample vegetarian options, so I opted for the ‘Hindu Plate’ from an Italian restaurant next door.
The next day we were set for high adventure! Rafting, volcano climbing, bungee jumping, and mountain biking are some of the ‘extreme’ activities you can partake in. Deenaree was feeling a bit ill, so Thantcyn and I grabbed Maggie, and ponied up $5 each for an entire day of mountain biking. We strapped on smelly styrofoam helmets, and chose a route that would take us 20 miles downhill to Cascada Pailon Del Diablo, the Devil’s Cauldron. Maggie, a weekend mountain biker, flowed beautifully through Baños streets, while Thantcyn and I wobbled down the sidewalk scattering the locals in our path! The learning curve was as steep as the road in parts, but somehow between dodging boulders while squeezing to the side of the road for buses to pass I gasped at how beautiful the scenery was; our path followed a rushing river carving its way through green, cloud-ringed mountains.
Just when confidence started to settle upon us we zoomed into a tunnel. It felt like swimming through tar, with a faint promise light on the other side. Stay straight towards the light, was what I kept repeating in my head! Suddenly, I heard Thantcyn yelp, followed by a clattering bang! I spun around, but only the dark was there! Split-seconds turned into a heart-pounding eternity, and suddenly, light! After my eyes refocused, I saw Thantcyn jogging his bike out of the pit of hell. When a bus passed us, he swerved, slamming both his bike and shoulder against the wall. A long black smudge ran down his arm and his bike chain was dangling. Thantcyn wiped off his battle scar, and Maggie fitted the chain back on his bike, making everything right in my world again!
We zipped along, coming to a bridge of men, women, and children bungee jumpers. We stopped for a while to catch our breaths, and marveled at the speed at which each jumper was strapped in, then let go! Some kids hurtling through space seemed too young to have their training wheels off, let alone bungee bobble off a bridge!
We cycled on, now a bit more weary, until we heard a growing rumble of our destination. We perked up, and screeched into a crowded parking lot, lined with overstuffed bike stands. We squeezed our battered bikes in, snapped the lock shut, shouldered past fast-food vendors and souvenir peddlers, and trotted down slippery steps towards our roaring prize. I paused on the way down, looked up, and suddenly, magic! A perfectly benign donkey hovered above us, sprouted from tufts of green grass, chewing its cud! I was elated, snapped some pictures, and had to be prompted to move on to the thunderous end. The Devil’s Cauldron revealed itself, a barrage of white water slamming jagged black rocks! Its rampage drowned out all sound, and its spittle cooled our tired, overheated limbs.
After the welcome breather, it was time to head on back up. I huffed and puffed up those miserable stairs in the thin mountain air. Upon reaching the top, we thankfully opted to splurge, and caught a ride back to Baños, for $1.50 each. The thirty minutes in the bed of an army truck, sandwiched between muddy bike tires, felt like a limo ride home! We got back to our hostel in time for a much needed shower, and afternoon tea.
Over tea, we became quick friends with Patrick, a brainy Belgium working for NASA, and living in Houston! With this growing band of new friends, we made our pilgrimage to see the huge paintings of “Our Lady of the Holy Water”, which depicted miracles credited to the Virgin Mary. The church housing these giant jaw-dropping masterpieces hummed with reverent prayer and shivered in blue fluorescent light. Worshippers and traveling thrill-seekers shuffle through its wings to offer flickering tributes to glassy-eyed statues of saints and saviors. After floating on glowing clouds of incense, through this magical realm, we stepped back outside, feeling peaceful, and spiritually elevated, into Baños’ wonderfully chaotic night!
Early the next day, a few hours before moving on to Guayaquil, Deenaree and I sat in steam-filled, wooden cabinets with only our heads sticking out. We wanted to experience an Ecuadorian spa treatment. The cycle was four minutes of steaming with bay leaves, followed by dragging an icy, dripping, wet towel from toes to shoulders. After the cycle, a very tiny, serious man hosed us down with freezing water. Two other heads belonging to an older French couple stuck out of neighboring cabinets. We took turns being captive audiences, and laughing at each other’s pain of being doused with cold water. It was an intense, fitting topper to our Baños adventure!
Being the first stop on our RTW trip, Quito was a gentle initiation to our vagabonding lifestyle. Although most people only spoke Spanish, they were very friendly, often going out of their way to help us. It also makes shopping much easier to have the US dollar as the official currency of Ecuador. The following are some interesting things we learned about Quito and its colorful citizens:
- If you look like a tourist, expect good-willed locals to come up and tell you to be VERY careful of pickpockets, armed robbers, and give advice against going out after dark. It is very kind of them to be so mindful of clueless strangers, but also a bit unsettling at the same time.
- The preferred method of pickpockets in Quito seems to be spraying an unsuspecting tourist with some form of liquid or condiment, and grabbing his wallet while he fumbles with the mess.
- Do not walk to the angel statue (Virgen de Quito) EVER! The way up supposedly goes through a very poor neighborhood and you are almost guaranteed to get jacked along the way!
- A cheap way to get a hearty meal under $2 is to go to the small restaurants in Old Town and order their daily special, almuerzo. They often include a giant bowl of soup, whatever the main course is for the day, some form of beverage, and a small desert.
- Hostels in Old Town have VERY slow internet connections. If you plan on using the internet a lot during your stay in Quito, you might be better off staying in New Town.
- Citizens in Quito are heavy into protests and political graffiti. While we were there, three groups were continuously protesting outside of the president´s house. Some protesters carried long spears, while others were clad in full black ninja suits!
- It is heartbreaking to see very young children selling gum, candy, and miscellaneous small items. They would hop on and off buses by themselves, and are very persistent. We have heard the argument not to support this type of child labor, so parents would put them in schools, but it is hard to look into their eyes and turn them away.
Go to the end of the line on Quito’s city buses and you will get a ride to Mitad del Mundo, where it’s a forty cent bargain to put a foot on each side of the equator and walk on the northern and southern hemispheres at the same time. An hour and a half on a bus with locals popping on and off gives you time to practice a little Spanish especially if their children smile and play for your attention. I asked Ben to look up in his trusty Spainish/English Dictionary what the word for “cute” is. According to the book, it’s “mono”. Now that I was armed with this word, I thought I could try it out on the precious, rosey cheeked kids on our bus. A little boy across from me stared and smiled at me as did his parents. We exchanged a few words and I was trying to remember the word for cute so I mumbled something about “mono” and the parents kinda chuckled. I thought, “success, I used a new Spanish word properly!
We jumped off when a kind stranger told us that this was the stop for Mitad Del Mundo. It was an arrid uneventful place to be dropped off at, with shanty towns burrowed in the distant mountainside, and a quiet so errie, I could not even hear the hum of powerlines. With no one to ask where this elusive equator was, we swung ourselves around 360 degrees, and found a few local families trudging toward a gate, emblazoned with gleaming white stones: “Mitad Del Mundo”. Eureka!
My pulse quickened because I have always had a fascination with maps, and I was about to see the equator! After buying tickets, we entered the sprawling amusement park-like grounds, complete with colorful cottage shops, and a row of austere head statues lining the walkway. Little patches of well kept gardens spaced out the little shops selling bright souvenirs. I so wanted a llama sweater, but decided to hold off until Peru.
I finally found the equator clearly labled with a bright orange line under bundles of tourists. The four of us balanced ourselves gingerly on it, singing the Johnny Cash classic, “I walk the line”! An Ecuadorian man nearby took a picture of us all, and showed us how you could balance an egg on the head of a nail, where the Equator ran through.
The Museo Etnográfico Mitad del Mundo, the museum of indigenous cultures loomed under a giant bronze globe laying on its side. Thantcyn, walking in the northern hemisphere, Deenaree, in the southern hemisphere, and Ben and I walking on the equator approached this massive structure. We were ushered into an elevator at the equator (I thought that was so funny for some reason) and came out at the top of the pedestal holding the giant globe. It had the same feeling as going into the pedestal of the Statue of Libery. It was a vast panorama of life at the equator – an amusement park, shanty towns, desert plants crawling up the Andes Mountains, and a smiling me in the middle!
All this excitement made for hungry stomachs. Fearing amusement park prices, we compared a few restaurants before settling on one that offered something for everyone – that means I could eat a vegetarian, wheat-free, no sugar meal and still be satisfied. It was a meal of visual wonderment. Deenaree and I ordered the same thing: huge lima beans, a thick cut of cheese, a cob of fat corn, and potatoes served on a teracotta plate with ancient animals chasing each other around its rim.
Ben brought his GPS to mark the exact location of the equator, but the apparently the magnetic equator is a little different, so we hiked along the road outside the equator museum, and counted down the approach to where the GPS truely picked up the equator’s location. It took us through an area where stray dogs and bits of garbage floated, across from an old run-down tire company. We got a few strange looks when we put our four feet together and took a picture of the spot. After we satisfied our quest for the equator, we hopped on a bus bound back to Quito, and nestled into the four seats lining the back. On the return, I flipped through Ben’s English/Spanish dictionary to find out that the word I believed to be “cute” was also the word for “monkey”. So we couldn’t contain ourselves and howled wildly when I realized that I probably called the little boy on the bus to Mitad Del Mundo a monkey.
Old Town fills our lungs with baked sweets, peeled oranges, oily simmering peanuts, vats of sweet golden plantains, unrefrigerated meat, and swelling clouds of diesel. Shops huddle close together selling produce, medicines, bootlegged movies, and empanadas in their shallow alcoves. Five days of trotting up and down Quito’s colorful, colonial, rag-tag cobblestones in Old Town showed me a world of sales I’ve never seen before.
On the street you sweep along a head above bowler derbied ladies in skirts swirling with embroidered flowers. School children weave through you in uniforms with books in hand. They take themselves to school on foot and on public buses. Some even click down the cobbled streets still in school clothes and “Sunday Shoes” to peddle bubblegum to locals and especially tourists.
One persistent four year old went from person to person at the same table in our tiny restaurant and stood for a few minutes repeating the same plea to buy some candy for a few cents. When he heard “no” he hung on and patted your arm earnestly to get your attention. That little one was out by himself in the dark, chilled Quito night. It was aching to see his big, black eyes searching for buyers and knowing that someone supplied him up and sent him out. At least he looked like he went to school in his tiny uniform and black dress shoes because we’ve seen other petite vendors during school hours. A few grubby boys around six and nine years old hopped on our bus laden with mandarin-filled tubes slung over their shoulders called out for quick sales down the bumpy aisle in between bus stops. If they made enough money to make it worthwhile they were more valuable out of school.
Not just little ones pound the pavement here even the weathered crooked-over grandmothers sit on stoops braiding handicrafts reflecting their culture. One miniature woman hauling sacks of papayas craned her neck up severely to look at us then settled into a hard corner to pass her day selling her precious fruit across from a protest filled square rimmed with the military police. Location, location, location! That pint-sized lady knew the protesters had to leave the president’s house and get hungry sometime. Cha-ching!
The plane lurches, jolting me from a haze of exhaustion. Courtney and I have barely slept a dozen hours in the past three days, preparing for our round the world (RTW) odyssey. Why are we here, in cramped confines of a humming hull, zooming away from friends and family, structure and normalcy?
Minutes earlier, as we pull up to the terminal, my eldest aunt, Kyee May, takes my hand, cradles it against her forehead, against her cheek, and mumbles a farewell. Mom’s telling me to be careful for the hundredth time, that she loves me. My sister, Kaythi, flips me a smart-ass comment, but I know this is just her way, and my heart breaks…
Courtney squeezes my hand the instant we tear away from Houston. She doesn’t like this part either, the sudden sense of detachment. The feeling of weightlessness passes, as we round back upon our home, now just a gleaming collection of boxes, trapped in a maze of cement and steel. We penetrate the clouds, and I imagine my sister driving Mom and Kyee May back to their routines and prayers. I love them so much…
I woke to the rattle of miniature liquor bottles. It’s dinner time, and Courtney scores a ‘strict vegetarian box’ filled with yummy Indian curry and rice. She’s elated that for once her meal looks better than mine, and starts chatting with a jolly, portly man, crammed to her right. Patricio is a professor of neurology at Universidad San Francisco de Quito, on his way back from visiting his neurologist son in New Orleans. He beams as he tells us his son wants to go into teaching, then rattles on about Ecuadorian ceviche, and cafe au lait, from the Big Easy.
The lights went off after the meal for the family-friendly in-flight movie. I look out the window at the tiny clusters of light ebbing below, and dream up stories about the denizens of these tiny towns wrapped in darkness: a child kneeling bedside, mumbling his prayers, a young servant girl scrubbing turquoise checkered tiles, lovers tangled in bright red sheets…
Quito’s main streets were wide, bright and bare, and our cabbie takes full advantage, blowing through every red light and stop sign. We dive into the cobblestone side alleys, bathed in yellow lamp light, and catch air a few times, before screeching to a stop, thankfully intact, in front of the Chicago Hostel. We quietly lug our luggage up four flights of stairs, in complete darkness, fearing any peep will bring the sleeping dead down on us. We finally arrived outside our ‘room zero’, heaving for breath from exertion and altitude; Ben informed me we were some 9000 feet above sea level, quickly coaxing my ego. After tumbling in, more squeals, excited chatter, and a hearty bowl of Deenaree’s doughy pasta (with bay leaves), Courtney and I finally cuddle in for the night, bringing to close one of our most exhausting weeks.

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